I don't have an attitude problem.You have a perception problem.
　　不是我的态度有问题，而是你的理解有问题。
　　I love deadlines.I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
　　我喜欢最后期限。我尤其喜欢它们飞驰而过时发出的嗖嗖声。
　　Tell me what you need,and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
　　告诉我你需要什么，然后我会告诉你没有它怎么过。
　　Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
　　接受这一事实——有时你是在雕像上随意排泄的鸽子，有时你是那倒霉的雕像。
　　Needing someone is like needing a parachute.If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
　　需要某个人就像需要一顶降落伞。如果他们第一时间不在场，你可能就不再需要他们了。
　　On the keyboard of life,always keep one finger on the escape key.
　　在人生的键盘上，始终要把一根手指按在“取消”键上。
　　Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
　　千万别和白痴争论。他们会把你拉低到和他们同等的水平，再用经验击败你。
　　You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
　　老板偶尔来到你的办公桌旁时，你总是在做一些无关紧要的事。
　　I can only please one person per day.Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
　　我每天只能取悦一个人。今天轮不到你。明天看上去也不太妙。